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Monday, March 30, 2009

kawawang Bakla!!!


Nowadays, Gays were spreading abruptly. Some of us like them but some of us prefer to not and by means of that DISCRIMINATION is still a primary stuff that people cant permanently erase and offer for them.

This blog is written by JOHN ‘Sweet’ LAPUZ. It’s good and it really resembles, if we can only realize that gays were strong and funny living matter then we can build a peaceful world. Have fun reading this and learn as well for the message it really implies.

Si Carol Dauden, na isang magaling aktres, at si Aiza Seguera, na mahusay na mang-aawit, ay umamin na—sila ay mga tomboy. Mukha naman silang masaya sa kanilang pag-amin. Mas naging malaya sila. Natanggap naman sila ng mga pamilya nila at mga kaibigan. Pero bakit ang mga bakla sa showbiz, isang damukal ang ayaw umamin. Yung iba, tumanda na, at yung iba naman, namatay na pero hindi umamin. Namatay nang nagtatago. Namatay nang hindi malaya. Kawawang bakla.


Sabi ng mga kaibigan kong tomboy, minsan daw, nakaka-get sila ng babaeng makaka-s*x nang hindi nila binabayaran. Para ding mga straight guys na minsan talk show lang at isang bote ng beer, confirmed na! Yung mga baklang mukhang babae at maganda, siguro nakaka-get ng libre, pero prangkahan na, yung iba hindi. Kahit mayaman ang bakla or sikat at powerful, pay pa din. Yung iba, hindi cash. Minsan, career or trabaho. Minsan, damit or rubber shoes. Basta, may kapalit pa rin. May mga kaibigan akong nagmamaganda. Mahal daw sila ng kanilang mga straight boyfriends. I asked them, “Try niyo nga huwag bigyan ‘yan ng allowance or work, tignan ko lang kung boyfriend mo pa ‘yan.” Ayaw naman nila i-try. Kawawang bakla.


Ang dami kong kilalang tomboy na ang girlfriend babaeng totoo ‘tapos tumagal ang relasyon. Sa mga bakla, ang tumatagal lang yung bakla sa baklang relasyon. Kawawang bakla.
Lima na ang kakilala kong baklang pinatay. Yung dalawa, ka-close ko pa. Nagkaroon tuloy ng chismis na baka may gay serial killer. Pero tomboy, walang masyadong pinapatay. Naisip ko, itong mga gay killers, they know na kaya nilang patayin ang mga kawawang bakla na biktima nila. Honestly, minsan naisip ko, kung meron kayang bakla na serial killer naman ng mga lalaki? Bongga, di ba? Pero mga salbahe lang ang pinapatay niya. Kaya lang ‘pag nahuli, kawawang bakla.


Parang boring ang kumalat na picture ng Mocha girls na naghahalikan. Pero kung member ng all-male group ang may kumalat na picture na naglalaplapan, kahit biruan lang din tulad ng sa Mocha, I’m sure-manicure-pedicure-kulot, hanggang next year ay headline ‘yon. Pagchi-chismisan sa beauty parlor, palengke, school, opisina, prisinto, at sa batis habang naglalaba. Kasi recently ko lang nalaman, na ‘pag dalawang babae pala ang naghalikan, natuturn-on ang mga lalaki. Pero ‘pag dalawang lalaki ang naghalikan, hindi naman natuturn-on ang mga babae, worst, nandidiri sila. Biased, di ba? Kawawang bakla.


Pag ang mga lalaki nambabae, sasabihin “macho.” Pero pag namakla, “kadiri.” Kawawang bakla.
Pag ang bakla mukhang babae, maganda. Pero ang babae pag mukang bakla, pangit. Hahaha. Kawawang bakla.


Eto, talagang totoo. Pag ang baklang pa-girl malaki ang nota, alaskado siya sa mga kaibigan niyang bakla. Ang tomboy na pamin pag matambok ang pechay, kaiinggitan ng mga kaibigan niyang tomboy. Suwerteng tomboy, kawawang bakla.


Ang dami kong kaibigang Filipino-Chinese na tomboy at accepted ng family nila. Ang dami kong kaibigang Filipino-Chinese na tagong bakla. Yung iba umamin na lang noong patay na ang tatay nila. Kawawang bakla.


Pag may dumaan na bakla, sumisigaw ang mga batang kalye ng, “Bakla! Bakla!” Pero parang hindi pa ako nakarinig na sumigaw sila ng, “Tomboy! Tomboy!” Kawawang bakla.


Ang mga baklang nakadamit-babae, posibleng mabastos pag pumasok sa C.R. ng boys. Pag ang tomboy pumasok sa C.R. ng girls, okay lang na nakadamit-lalaki. Hindi kaya dahil lalaki lang ang nambabastos? Kawawang bakla.


Nabanggit ko na ito dati. Ang dami kong nakikitang tomboy na may ka-holding hands na babae. May nakita na ba kayong baklang hinolding hands ng boyfriend niya? In public, ha. Kawawang bakla.


Yung isang kaibigan kong tomboy, tuwang-tuwa daw ang tatay niyang sundalo nang malamang tomboy siya. Yung kaibigan kong bakla, binugbog ng tatay na sundalo nang malamang bakla. Kaloka. Kawawang bakla.


Pag ang anak na lalaki or babae masama ang ugali, ang tawag “black sheep.” Pag bakla ang anak na masama ang ugali, ang tawag “salot.” May kaibigan nga ako na mabait naman, salot pa din ang turing ng pamilya. Maryosep, kawawang bakla.


Kadalasan ang lalaki, kapag nakikipag-break sa girlfriend nila, kasi may ibang babae. Kapag ang lalaki, nakikipag-break sa bakla, kasi may ibang bakla or babae. Heto ang kakaiba, may kaibigan akong bakla, iniwan siya ng jowa niya kasi nag-born again. Ang say ni bakla, “Anong palagay niya sa akin, demonyo?” Kawawang bakla.


Ang batang lalaki ‘pag kumikendeng, sasabihin “bakla paglaki.” ‘Pag ang batang babae, macho kumilos, sasabihin ay “boyish” lang. Kawawang baklita.


Ang mga babae tuwang-tuwa ‘pag pumupunta sa gay bar. Ang mga bakla, kawawa sa pandidiri ‘pag pumunta sa girlie bar. Sure ako diyan. Sinama ako dati ng mga kaibigan kong lalaki, awang-awa ako sa sarili ko. Huhuhu.


Nakakatawa pero nakakasad yung joke na ito (buti na lang joke):
PARI: Ang mga bakla ay hindi makakapasok sa langit.
BAKLA: Ok lang ‘yon Father. Doon na lang kami sa Rainbow, magslide-slide.


Which made me think. Ang mga bakla lang ang makakaisip ng ganoon. Hindi na papasukin sa langit pero nakuha pang mag-taray at lumigaya sa pag-slide sa rainbow.


Dito sa Pilipinas, sa Quezon City na lang, tabi-tabi ang gay bar. Lesbian bar, may nakita ka na?
Alam niyo ba na may mga spa at massage parlor na para lang sa mga bakla? Bongga!
Walang baklang istambay. As in pang lalaki lang ang word na ‘yan. Yun nga lang, may baklang pusher at bugaw pero may trabaho pa din. Bihira ang baklang holdaper. Yung kumukuha na lang ng hindi kanila. May na-meet na akong baklang snatcher at akyat-bahay, at least, nag-effort muna sa pagtakbo at pag-akyat. Hahaha.


Ang word na “pink peso” ay dedicated daw sa pera na kinikita at ginagastos ng mga bakla.Madami daw bakla sa call center na pinapayagang mag-boses babae kasi boses babae talaga. I doubt kung madaming tomboy ang boses lalaki. Aminin.


May kaibigan akong tomboy na nag-commit ng suicide after iwan ng girlfriend. Ang mga bakla ‘pag iniwan ng jowa, mababaliw lang—iiyak…mag-e-emote…magkukulong sa kwarto…magluluto…magpapa-parlor…’tapos may jowa na ulit. Taray! I should know.


Mas madaming bakla ang nanalo sa mga make-up at hair style competition. Oo naman.Ang mga bakla, may taste. Pag sinabi naming pangit, pangit talaga ‘yon. Pero pag sinabi naming maganda, ay maganda talaga ‘yon. May kaibigan akong lalaki. May pina-date sa akin na barkada daw niyang guwapo. Sa barkada nila, ‘yon daw ang pinaka-guwapo. Nang makita ko, ang naisip ko lang, “Diyos ko po! Ano pa itsura ng pangit sa barkada nila?” May barkada naman akong babae. Pinakilala sa akin yung manliligaw niya. Super guwapo daw. Pucha, pagkakita ko, napa-C.R. ako.
Ang mga bakla, masaya kasama. Maingay, nakakatawa at hindi boring.


Come to think of it. Hindi rin pala kami masyadong kawawa. Mga bakla, tara na sa Rainbow at mag-slide-slide in this particular order:


RED- Mga baklang pa-girl, operada at mukhang babae. Go, mga sisters!


ORANGE- Mga batang bakla. Slide na, mga anak!


GREEN- Mga paminta, mukhang lalaki, members ng guys4men.com. Slide na, mga pare!


YELLOW- Mga baklang may asawa at anak. You deserved to be happy. Slide na!
VIOLET- Mga baklang bisexual, dito kayo kasi alanganing red, alanganing blue. Go!


INDIGO- Mga baklang Diva at Mama. Halina mga sisters. Mama Ricky, kapit lang po mabuti. Sunod na po ako in a while.


BLUE- Mga baklang tago at ayaw umamin, dito kayo. Kahit hindi kayo umaamin, may karapatan din kayong mag-slide sa rainbow natin. Ingat lang sa pagtili at baka mabuking. Diyan kayo sa dulo para hindi mahalata ng bayan na nakikipaglaro kayo sa amin. Don’t worry, we understand. Alam ko, kawawa din kayo. Sssshhhh….

Funny isn’t it? But that’s the reality and all of sudden we will say ‘oo nga noh!’ or ‘ganun pala yun’ but still the message really enlightens people especially gay people that life must go on because there are still few people who can really understand them and we as human being we should try to understand, we should look at the bigger picture, we should accept things and we should not give people another loads of burdens if we can see that they carry too much load.
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Gingival Hyperplasia

the abnormal enlargement of the gingival or gums of the patient.

it is also a vital clinical manifestation of person with infection, blood infection and leukemia
and it is the code name of the enemy of M_ _ _ _ _

hahaha. Tirahin ba sa blog…. Guess who it is guys…!
Wa na clue super clue na nga e

Imbyernang Guards!!!

Nakakaimbyerna na nga ang guard sa mga gate nakakaimbyerna pa yung guard sa building natin!

It always happen, after class… tatambay kami sandali dahil gagawa ng research etc. besides its our time parin diba???? Taz paaalisin kame kesyo ganyan ganito…. Kaimbyerna!!

Walang maupuan at karamihan ng third years e nakahandusay sa sahig para gumawa ng research at pag humandusay kame sa may malapit sa hagdan e papaalisin din kame kesyo ganito kesyo ganoon???? Kaimbyerna!!

Tapos matataray ang guards at may Sarcasm.. kasi pag nagpapasuot ng i.d hindi direct to the point.. gan2 ng banat nila “May I.D ka ba?” taray diba!!! Still Kaimbyerna!!!!

Taz magagalit sila pag natatarayan sila! They should approach us icely so we’ll return it back to them daba!!! Hay.. araw araw kasing Kaimbyerna!!!!!!

Unfairness!

Community Exposure, Hospital Duty, Case Presentation and Oral Revalida is our major threat when we are in 2nd years right? Most of us failed in any of those because of damn stupid unknown what kind of studying. But then, this year’s second years doesn’t have any oral revalida!

They only had Community, Duties and Case Pres but not the nightmares of Oral-Rev. and I really attest that it is very unfair!!!!

One time, I am scheduled to a scrub in O.R and there are few 2nd years in the D.R they are responsible for the cord ligation as my case is C.S so it went well. But their clinical instructor approach us one time and had a good conversation and suddenly nagreklamo siya “Hilaw na hilaw ang second years. Ni hindi alam ang gagawin, nakakahiya sa ibang school na kasabayan nila. Ganoon din ba kayo noong second years kayo?”
Then I started to think, hindi naman ako ganun… kasi n tanungin naman kame sa D.R at O.R nung second year e’ nakakasagot naman kame… I believed that sir oliver taught it before we are exposed to the area.. right? But I never shared those thinking…

Tapos ngaun, wala silang Oral rev? hindi ba dapat mas kailangan nila iyon dahil matututo sila kahit papaano? Well ang excuse ay wala daw time etsetera… and syempre unfair sa atin yoon dahil, they should also experience the same difficulties we encountered on the other hand, they should have the same level of learning of the prior batch like us… daya! Bine-beybi sila…..opinyon lang, na me halong biro :D!! hehe

Sino ba yon?

I just met him at the C.R the last time and he said

‘Andrew Zerrudo’
I was mesmerized he knew my name and said

‘isa ka sa mga nagsalita noon diba?”
well he is pertaining with the issue before and we all know that, I said

“Yes sir, kasi tinutulungan mo mag explain ang class”
then he said

“Kasi lahat ng nagsalita tinandaan ko kasi kaming mga C.I e nagtutulungan lalo
na pag deliberation, kumbaga humanda nalang kayo sa deliberation”
then I said

“ay mapaghiganti pala kayo sir noh!”
sarcastic ang dating haha… then he said

“ganoon talaga!”
but instead of arguing I left him and never felt tense at all, I just tell to my mind
na

“Wala nga siyang friends na C.I at galit na galit sa kanya si Ma’am I _ _ N e,
masisindak ba niya ako nun?”

kaya ngaun walang pumapansin sa kanya kahit na ba pagnasasalubong namin siya
e super tingin samin na gusting batiin siya… hay F.M.D sya!!! Duh!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Do you want us (our section) back?

Survey Says

If only the administration could hear us with our appeals, request and solemn we really want our section back… but not us will only decide for these…

Let us have a survey,

If we’ll be given a chance by the authority to get back our section would you say Yes or No and why

Please vote and let us hear your longing feedbacks and feeling about the issue

Next question…

If ever our section (Section I) will be recovered who will be our new officers…?? And why

President
Vice President
Secretary
Treasurers
P.R.O

Professional Testimonials

Gossips

“The Most Intelligent Section I handled!”
- Mrs. Jelina Joy Contreras R.N

Mrs. Jelina Joy Saoit Contreras R.N, MaEd is our instructor in fundamentals in Nursing or NCM 100– B and she utters that in all sections she ever handled we are the most intelligent one. As all of on are very competitive, we always having our recitations and even make the exam remarkable with high scores and it really flatter us a lot. She even endorses us with other professors about intellectual capabilities and often says “dapat isabay ko pala kau sa mga taga _ _ U at C_ _ para magmukha silang bobo”… don’t ever mention shool names!



“Sa Section na ito maraming papasa sa board exam!”
- Redner Pondang R.N, PMART Reviewer

Sir Pondang is our professor in community health nursing or NCM 101-B and with his good teaching skills we (proudly to say) all often pass any of his exams. And we would like to thanks this professor as he can still remember almost all of us and even kids us with his fantastic humor!

“Gusto ko tong Section na to’ kasi mababait! Isang suway mo lang tatahimik na”
- Mrs. Ira Christine Cadacio R.N

Ma’am Ira is our Bioethics professor, I never expect her to utter these words because as far as I know, we are all very pasaway… and she always said “Sssshhhh.. tahimik na” and then we will be distracted. When we held our play in bioethics ma’am said another flattering words to us “Ang galing, masaya ako sa pinakita niyo class” and she even gave best actress and actor awards that she never did to other sections she handled. Lately, ma’am sat in our table when we are having our lunch in the canteen and she even told us that she is very disappointed that our section are being dissolved, she even compare us other section as well and end it up with a good remarks and her last words I can still remember was “Sa totoo lang, favorite ko ang section niyo.. gawan niyo ng paraan para mabalik ang section niyo”


“Nasa Section na toh’ ang susunod na magto-top sa Board Exam”
- Mrs. Elisa Velasco R.N

I was shocked when ma’am Velasco told this in front of us and it makes us all smile. We are just third year then and yet we are being hailed as the next big thing in our school and those words is really motivating and confidence booster. Ma’am also never forgets us. She actually helped us with our thesis (Thanks Ma’am).

“Etong Section na toh’ Napakapasaway!”
- Elmer De Guzman R.N

When sir told this, he is really on a bad mood as always. But what he never knew was it’s flattering on the other side. Well thats us and nothing will beat us! We are pasaway but we are proficient with our own capabilities. Thanks for the authentic remarks sir!

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Amazing and Perpetual Attachments of Untamed Terrestrials




It started it all with unknowing each other, some are friends, some are new and some had their own world. Days went off and they started to know each other and since then a remarkable friendship began.

They faced trouble all together and then will make it through for better. Some even had their misunderstandings but the best thing is, it’ll soon resolve as much as possible.

They are being hailed, they are being criticized but they tend to laugh at it and just live life fairly.

They had shown their goods and bad but then, it keeps them be real.

They are being condemned and carped and it gives them the hell, as they are being wrecked off, propagated and distributed.

They are being criticized and in their new environment and still, they want to get back into their mainland but never been forgiven,

Some also left because of certainty of academics but through it all they still have this attachments and acquaintances that can never be broken.

They understand each other as no one can ever do, they were all friends and they will rock each others world.

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